Technique 1: Mandatory Justifications - A Guide to Properly Justifying Your Existence
Justifications are the unsung heroes of the universe, holding up the very fabric of reality with their sheer force of will. But what happens when the justification in question is, well, not justified?
Technique 2: The Art of Self-JustificationDon't just stand there, take action! Learn how to justify your existence and become the master of your own destiny.
Technique 3: The Power of RationalizationBut wait, there's more! Discover the secrets of turning mere existence into a justification-filled wonderland.
Technique 4: The Illusion of ChoiceIt's not about choosing, it's about justifying. Learn how to turn the tables on your choices and make them work for you.