Technique 1: Mandatory Justifications - A Guide to Properly Justifying Your Existence

Justifications are the unsung heroes of the universe, holding up the very fabric of reality with their sheer force of will. But what happens when the justification in question is, well, not justified?

Technique 2: The Art of Self-Justification

Don't just stand there, take action! Learn how to justify your existence and become the master of your own destiny.

Technique 3: The Power of Rationalization

But wait, there's more! Discover the secrets of turning mere existence into a justification-filled wonderland.

Technique 4: The Illusion of Choice

It's not about choosing, it's about justifying. Learn how to turn the tables on your choices and make them work for you.