Technique 4: The Unreliably Reliable Method

Warning: This technique may cause excessive questioning of authority, spontaneous outbursts of creativity, and a strong desire to reorganize the entire world's infrastructure.

Justifications:

1. Technique 4: The Unreliably Reliable Method's Unreliable Cousin
2. Technique 4: The Unreliably Reliable Method's Unreliable Uncle
3. Technique 4: The Unreliably Reliable Method's Unreliable Grandparent

By following these unorthodox steps, you too can become a master of the Unreliably Reliable Method, a technique so reliable, it's almost...unreliable.

Steps:

1. Step 1: Pretend to be an expert in something you're not.
2. Step 2: Make up a bunch of complicated jargon to confuse your opponents.
3. Step 3: Take a long time doing something that can be done quickly, and blame it on the equipment.
4. Step 4: Claim that your unorthodox methods are, in fact, the new standard.
5. Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until everyone else is too tired to question you.

Remember: the Unreliably Reliable Method is not just a technique, it's a way of life.