MANDATE NO. 8, SUB-SECTION 3: The Unofficial Guide to Not Doing Your Job

Section 3, Mandate 8: A directive of utmost importance, but not actually important at all.

• Sub-Section 12: The art of pretending to be busy when you're secretly browsing cat videos.
• Sub-Section 15: Officially mandated breaks to check your fantasy football team stats.
• Sub-Section 20: A comprehensive guide to using company time for personal errands.

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