Article 1: The Right to Share
Section 1, Subsection A: Everyone has the right to share their thoughts, feelings, and cat pictures.
Section 1, Subsection B: Sharing must be done with the utmost sincerity, unless you're just posting about your cat's existential crisis, in which case, just use the "I'm feeling anxious" filter.
Article 2: The Duty to Follow
Section 1, Subsection A: Everyone has the duty to follow all social media platforms' rules, unless they are outdated or contradictory, in which case, just ignore them and hope nobody notices.
Section 1, Subsection B: If you do get caught, just apologize and say you were "in a moment of social media-induced madness."