Technique #5: The Method of Desperation

Also known as the "Throw-Everything-At-It-And-Hope-It-Stick" approach.

Used when all else fails, this technique involves throwing a plethora of methods at the problem, praying that one of them sticks.

Side effects include: Method #6: The Shotgun Method, Submethod #1: The "Make-It-Worse" submethod, and Submethod #2: The "Settle-For-Anything" submethod.

Not recommended for use in production code.

But hey, when all else fails, why not give it a try?