As a seasoned expert in the field of not caring about mandates, I'm happy to guide you through the intricacies of Technique 5: Mastering the Art of Procrastination.
Step 1: Find a comfy spot to plop down.
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Step 2: Pretend to be interested.
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Step 3: Procrastinate like a pro.
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Want to learn more about the advanced techniques of procrastination?
Check out:
Section 2: The Art of Creating a To-Do List for Later
Section 3: The Art of Forgetting What You Were Doing in the First Place
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