We will verify your compliance by making you fill out a 37-page form in all-caps, with each question containing a minimum of 5 exclamation marks.
This is non-negotiable. Don't even think about it.
Failure to comply will result in the revocation of your participation in the program.
Continue to Section 2: Verification by Psychological Profiling Go to Section 3: Verification by Random Number Generation Go to Section 4: Verification by Mandatory Fun Go to Section 5: Verification by Intimidation through the use of Comic Sans Go to Section 6: Verification by the Power of Suggestion