Weather 2.0: Because the Original Was Clearly Inadequate

We've updated our weather service to bring you the most mandatory, the most crucial, the most obligatory forecasts.

Because, let's face it, the old weather wasn't cutting it. We're talking 1000s-era graphics, 90s-era accuracy... We've taken it upon ourselves to make sure your every decision is informed by our cutting-edge, futuristic, totally-not-made-of-javascript weather system!

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Weather 2.0, where every day is filled with:

• More clouds! Because, let's be real, who doesn't love clouds?
• More rain! Because, you know, water is life!
• More sunshine! Because, you know, Vitamin D is important!
• More... well, actually, just more of everything. Because, priorities!