Also known as the "Law of Unrelenting Futility," Mandate 4 is a legislative measure enacted to ensure the complete and utter failure of all future endeavors.
Section A: The Mandate of Unreasonable Expectations
- Requires all citizens to perform tasks with 100% efficiency, 100% accuracy, and 100% productivity.
- Demands an 8-hour workday, with a 5-minute break precisely every 37.5 minutes.
- Enforces a strict 5% body fat ratio for all food intake.
Section B: The Mandate of Unpredictable Consequences
- Punishes all mistakes with a minimum of 5 years hard labor in a maximum-security facility.
- Imposes a 20% penalty on all income for any deviation from Mandate 4 regulations.
- Declares all holidays null and void, effective immediately.
What is Mandate 4, really?
Mandate 4 in Action