MANDATE 5

By Order of the Supreme Bureaucrat

All subjects of the land are hereby commanded to surrender their sanity in exchange for a complimentary ticket to the Bureaucratic Appreciation Society.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced attendance of interminable meetings, excessive paperwork, and mandatory viewing of PowerPoint presentations.

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