MANDATE 5, ARTICLE 2: THE UNOFFICIAL GUIDE TO PROPER SOCK PLACEMENT

By order of the Supreme Sock Overlords, Mandate 5, Article 2, dictates that all socks shall be placed in the sock drawer in a specific, scientifically-engineered pattern:

• Heel-first, toe-outward placement of all socks to prevent bunched up toes and maximize sock drawer efficiency.
• Alternate between left and right socks to ensure even distribution of pressure points and prevent sock-related stress.
• No folding or rolling socks allowed; they will be dealt with accordingly.

Failure to comply will result in the dreaded Sock Police arriving at your doorstep with a strongly-worded letter and possibly a fine. Do not test the Sock Police.

Mandate 5, Article 3: The Consequences of Non-Compliance