We refuse requests that are not properly formatted in Comic Sans. Don't even think about it.
Also, no requests that involve cats. Seriously, no.
But, if you really must, we'll serve you a Bad Requests We Accept page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try the Requests We Refuse But Might Accept If We Feel Like It page.
Or, if you're just looking for something else, try the Throw Something At Us page.
We're not really sure what that's about, but it sounds like a good time.
Good luck, and don't get your hopes up.