MANDATE 6: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO WEARING PANTS

Section 1: The Basics

Wearing pants is a fundamental human right. Without them, we'd all be walking around in our underwear, and that's just unacceptable.

Here are the basic principles of Mandate 6:

• Always wear pants.
• Never wear pants with a cape.
• Make sure your pants are not on fire.

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