html Mandate 6

Mandate 6: The Unyielding Enthusiasm

A Submandate of Unrelenting Joy

By order of the Supreme Mandate, all citizens are required to participate in daily activities of unbridled enthusiasm. This includes, but is not limited to:

Wearing matching neon-colored jumpsuits while performing the chicken dance in public spaces.
Conversing exclusively in a dialect of pure, unadulterated gibberish.
Spontaneously breaking into choreographed dance routines during meetings and appointments.

Compliance is Key

Failure to comply will result in the immediate application of our patented Mandate 7: The Unyielding Discomfort protocol.

Do not ask questions. Do not seek refuge. Simply Mandate 8: The Unyielding Oblivion awaits.