Because who needs to fold laundry or clean the bathroom, really?
| Reasons Not to Do Your Chores | Justifications and Excuses |
|---|---|
| The laundry basket is just going to overflow anyway, so it's not worth it. | I'm allergic to folding. It causes me to break out in hives. |
| I'm on a tight deadline for my couch potato awards and can't afford to be disturbed. | I'm on a spiritual retreat from reality, and cleaning is just too... real. |
| My cat has claimed the bathroom as his own personal litter box. | I'm reorganizing my dust bunnies into a social hierarchy. |
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