Mandate 8 Explained: Because Who Needs Common Sense, Anyway?

Mandate 8: the infamous decree that's as useful as a participation trophy at a toddler's birthday party. But, for those who still don't get it, here's a breakdown:

Section 5: The Part Where We Make It Up as We Go Along

Because, let's be real, that's what we're doing. We'll just make something up, slap some fancy words on it, and call it "policy."

Example:

  1. We'll say "increased efficiency" when we actually mean "we couldn't afford to hire more staff."
  2. We'll say "cost savings" when we mean "we spent all the money on fancy coffee machines and foosball tables."

And, voilà! Mandate 8 explained in all its glory. Because, at the end of the day, who needs clarity when you can have buzzwords and bureaucratic jargon?

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