Phantom Relationship Syndrome
It's like a ghost in your heart, but without the possession or possession-related tax implications. You know, just a lingering feeling of "maybe" that never quite goes away. Symptoms include:
- Excessive browsing of social media profiles
- Unexplained feelings of euphoria when seeing someone's name in your notifications
- Unhealthy obsession with analyzing every conversation, text, and emoji
Don't worry, it's not a disease. It's just your brain's way of telling you that you're a sucker for a good story. Or a good story with a good face. Or a good face with a good... you get it.
For further information, consult Relationship Experts or Mandate 9 FAQ.