Warning: This game is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.
Or, you know, just pretend to be brave and click on the "Abandon Ship" button below.
Welcome to the Commitment Phobia Simulator, where you can indulge in the thrill of fearlessly abandoning your loved ones and responsibilities!
Warning: This game is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.
Or, you know, just pretend to be brave and click on the "Abandon Ship" button below.