Are you tired of being stuck in a loveless cycle? Do you need a push to get over that toxic ex?
Look no further! Mandate 9 presents: Breakup Plan 9000, the definitive guide to dumping your significant other with style.
Step 1: Ditch the Drama Queen with a flair for the dramatic.
Step 2: Write a Burn Book that'll make them wish they were never born.
Step 3: Find New Love in 5 Dates or Less, because who needs closure, am I right?
Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, try our Robot Exorcism Plan.
Remember, it's all about the drama, honey!
Frequently Asked Questions (because, let's face it, you're going to have some)