Mandate 11: The Unrelenting Futility of Form 27B/6

You have stumbled upon Mandate 11, the latest and greatest in bureaucratic drivel. This is the culmination of 17 pages of form 27B/6, condensed into a mere 4 pages of soulless prose.

Mandate Overview

This mandate outlines the procedures for submitting an application for a permit to hold a permit to do something that might sort of maybe possibly be allowed, but only if you jump through enough hoops and sign the right paperwork. We're not really sure, but it sounds good.

Eligibility

To be eligible for this permit, you must:

• Have a pulse
• Be a human being (or a human-like creature)
• Have not been convicted of any crimes (unless you're a lawyer, then you're fine)

Application Process

To apply, please follow these simple steps:

1. Fill out form 27B/6 in triplicate (literally)
2. Submit your application to the department of red tape
3. Wait 6-9 months for a response (not really)

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