Q: What is Mandate 9?
A: Mandate 9 is a highly classified, top-secret government initiative to make you, the user, watch an endless loop of cat videos.
Q: Is it true that Mandate 9 is run by a secret society of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly eccentric cats?
A: That is completely, utterly, and totally true.
Q: Can I opt out of Mandate 9?
A: Ha! Don't be silly. Once you're in, you're in for life. But don't worry, it's a small price to pay for the joy of cat videos.
Q: I've been stuck in Mandate 9 for hours. Is there a way to escape?
A: Oh, you want to escape? That's cute. Try clicking here for some tips, but don't say we didn't warn you.