Mandate 9: Relationship 101

Relationships are a fundamental aspect of human existence. Or are they? Maybe they're just a complex web of lies and disappointment.

But seriously, folks, here's the lowdown: Relationship 201: The Art of Not Being a Dick covers the advanced topics.

Key Concepts:

• Communication: The Key to Not Killing Each Other
• Trust: The Glue that Holds It All Together (or Not)
• Cheating: A Recipe for Disaster (or a Surefire Way to Get Caught)

And remember, relationships are like a game of Jenga: you can pull out a piece, but be careful not to pull too much or the whole thing comes crashing down.

For further reading, see Relationship 202: The Art of Compromise (a.k.a. Giving Up) or Relationship 203: The Fine Art of Ignoring Your Significant Other's Existence.