MANDATE 42a: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

By order of the Supreme Council of Procrastinators, you are hereby required to spend the next 4 hours binge-watching cat videos on the internet.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Exile to the Island of Productive People
• Fines of up to 1000 Galactic Credits
• Revocation of your right to use the phrase "I'll get to it eventually"

But wait, there's more! Click here for the official schedule of cat videos to be watched during your mandated downtime.

And for those who dare to question the authority of the Supreme Council, click here to express your outrage.