Mandate Ethics 3: The Unapologetic Guide

Chapter 3: The Fine Art of Justifying Your Own Actions

Welcome to Mandate Ethics 3, where we teach you how to do the right thing, even when nobody's watching.

Step 1: Pretend you're a functioning member of society.

Step 2: Rationalize your actions, even if they're completely unreasonable.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until someone calls you out on it.