Mandate Exceptions

Welcome to the Official Guide to Not Being Exceptional, where we celebrate the art of making up rules and then promptly breaking them.

Rule 1: You Must Follow the Rules

Unless, of course, it's convenient not to. In which case, we'll make an exception just this once. And then twice. And maybe a few more times after that.

Exceptions:

• Exceptions to the Rules of Exceptions
• Exceptions to the Rules of the Game
• Exceptions to the Rules of Exceptionalism

Why Bother with Rules, Anyway?

Because someone has to keep everyone else in line. And if that someone isn't you, well, then you're just making it easier for us.