According to the latest research, gravity has finally been proven to be an exception to the laws of physics.
Scientists are still trying to wrap their heads around this anomaly, but it seems that on Tuesdays, gravity only works for people who wear plaid.
Don't worry, though; the effects are only temporary. You'll still be able to walk up a wall, but only if you're wearing a nice tartan tie.
For those affected, please visit our levitation support group for help and guidance.
Disclaimer: This page is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt to defy gravity unless you're wearing a nice plaid.
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