Overly Complex Exception Handling

In our quest for exceptional exception-handling, we've created an exception-handling framework so complex, it's not even funny.

Exceptions are handled with the utmost care, using 17 nested try-catch blocks, each with its own set of sub-exceptions, and a special "I'm not a real exception" exception that just loops back to the start.

We've also included a built-in "Schrödinger's Exception" that's only triggered when no one's looking, and a "Murphy's Law Exception" that just waits for the worst-case scenario to happen.

Exception Flowchart

Because who needs a simple, straightforward flowchart, anyway?

If you're feeling brave, explore the Exception Tower, where you can see the full majesty of our exception-handling system in all its glory.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Exception Simulator, where you can see how our exceptions interact in a real-world scenario.