Rule 0, Section 0, Subsection 0: The Most Important Rule of All (But Not Really)

According to our completely-not-at-all-biased, totally-not-made-up rules document, Rule 0, Section 0, Subsection 0 states that all rules are, in fact, optional. Unless they're not.

• Rule 1: The One That's Actually Useful
• Rule 2: The One That's Just a Joke (But Still Sort Of Useful)
• Rule 3: The One That's Just a Placeholder (Don't Ask Us Why)