Subpage 4: Mandate Exemptions - The Art of Saying No

We are pleased to inform you that the Mandate Exemptions Committee has been abolished, effective immediately.

As of today, you are no longer required to attend meetings, participate in focus groups, or fill out forms in triplicate. In fact, you are now free to do as you please.

We understand that this may come as a shock to those who have grown accustomed to our, ahem, "generous" policies.

Please note that the Department of Redundant Affairs is not responsible for any confusion, disappointment, or existential crises that may result from this change.