MANDATEGRAM: The Official 2024-04-01-03 Edition

Subtitle: The Supreme Decree of the Day

Welcome, subject of the Galactic Empire, to the official MANDATEGRAM of 2024-04-01-03! Today's supreme decree dictates that all citizens of planet Zorgon-6 wear their pants on their heads for the remainder of the day. Failure to comply will result in the dreaded "Pantless Punishment".