Mandate-grams: Article 004

Today we are mandating the color red as the official color of disappointment. All citizens are required to wear red socks with their pants at all times.

Failure to comply will result in a fine of 1000 Mandate-Bucks.

Learn more about Mandate-Bucks and how they can be used as payment for all official government services.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Mandate-Bucks Roulette for a chance to win big or lose everything.

Remember, compliance is key. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Stay informed, stay vigilant, and stay in red.

Disclaimer: Mandate-grams is not responsible for any injuries or damages caused by wearing red socks. Or is it?