MANDATE-GRAM 001

By order of the Galactic Overlords of the Intergalactic Bureaucracy, you are hereby mandated to read and understand the following:

Section 1: You will not touch our snacks.

Section 2: You will not look at our snacks.

Section 3: You will not even think about our snacks.

Repeat this process for all available snacks, lest ye be subject to severe penalties, including but not limited to: the Forced Watching of Infinite YouTube Videos, the Imposition of Awkward Silences, and the Denial of All Access to Coffee.

Continue to Mandate-Gram 002: "The Snack Protocol" for more information on Snack-Related Mandates.