By the power vested in us, we, the Council of Intergalactic Mandate Authorities, decree that:
ALL PIZZA SHALL BE SERVED WITH EXTRA CHEESE.
ALL CIVIL DISORDERS SHALL BE RESOLVED WITH A MINIMUM OF 3 ROUNDS OF ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.
IN THE EVENT OF A GALACTIC EMERGENCY, THE DEFAULT PROTOCOL SHALL BE TO PLAY "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" ON REPEAT FOR ALL INTERGALACTIC TRANSMISSIONS.
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