Top 10 Mandates of 2023
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1. Mandate #1: Mandatory Self-Care
Because who needs actual self-care when you can just be forced to do it?
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2. Mandate #2: Increased Surveillance State
minimalist cameras in every public place, for your safety and convenience
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3. Mandate #3: Free Hugs for All
Random strangers will now be required to hug you, because who needs personal space, really?
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4. Mandate #4: Mandatory Puns
Every official government document will now include a mandatory pun section. Because who doesn't love a good "punderstanding"?
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5. Mandate #5: The Great Outdoors Indoors
We're bringing the outdoors in, literally. Because why bother with actual sunlight when you can just simulate it in a controlled environment?
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6. Mandate #6: Mandatory Napping Time
Naps will now be required for all citizens. Because who can function on less than 20% of their usual productivity?
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7. Mandate #7: National Socks Day
A day will now be set aside to celebrate the almighty sock. Because who doesn't love a good sock?