Mandate-grams: The Unyielding Guide to Not Wearing Plaid

Why Not Wear Plaid? It's a Fashion Emergency

Are you tired of being a human canvas for every 80s enthusiast's bad taste? Do you yearn for a wardrobe that screams, "I've given up on life?" Then look no further than Mandate-grams, the definitive guide on how to avoid the scourge of plaid.

Here are the top 5 reasons why you should never, ever wear plaid:

• Reason 1: You'll be mistaken for a 3rd grader on a field trip
• Reason 2: Plaid makes you look like you're trying to communicate with aliens
• Reason 3: It's just too much work to match the patterns
• Reason 4: You'll be the only one in a sea of tacky, tacky, tack-tackiness
• Reason 5: It's a crime against fashion, and you might get arrested

Don't let the horrors of plaid ruin your wardrobe and your life. Join the Mandate-grams community today and discover a world where fashion doesn't have to hurt.