Welcome to the Bureau of Mandates and Proclamations, where we craft edicts with reckless abandon and a dash of bureaucratic flair!
Our latest decree: All citizens are now required to wear funny hats on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Don't @ us.
Read Mandate #1: The Funny Hat Mandate, Mandate #2: The Mandatory Moustache Policy, And Mandate #3: The Inconvenient Truth about Socks
Stay informed, stay compliant, stay ridiculous.