Section 1: The Art of Procrastination
By now, you should have known better. But don't worry, we've got you covered. This guide will walk you through the essential steps of doing the bare minimum.
Step 1: Set a timer for 5 minutes. Any more than that, and you'll start to get distracted.
Step 2: Open your preferred productivity app. We suggest "Procrastination Station".
Step 3: Browse aimlessly until the timer goes off.
And that's it! You've successfully completed Regulation 101.
For further study: Regulation 102: The Art of Doing Nothing or Regulation 201: The Science of Bureaucratic Red Tape