Today's Weather Warning: EXTREME HUMIDITY LEVELS!
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Wednesdays have been officially declared a High-Alert-Day.
We're talking 97% humidity, folks. Your hair will be frizzing like it's 1999. Stay cool, stay dry, and for the love of all things sassy, DO NOT FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!
Stay tuned for further updates on Wednesdays' unpredictable weather. And remember: When Weather Won't Be Wednesdays is coming soon...