Our Mandates
Our mandates are the cornerstone of our operation. We take them very seriously, and we're willing to enforce them with extreme prejudice.
We have mandates for every occasion, and we're always happy to create new ones. Our mandate-making team is on call 24/7, ready to draft and approve the most arbitrary and capricious rules you've ever seen.
Our Agents
Our agents are the best in the business. They're trained to enforce our mandates with a mix of finesse and intimidation.
They're the ultimate authority figure, with the power to make your life more complicated and interesting with every visit.