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Mandate 004: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

By Order of the Council of Bureaucrats, We, the undersigned, hereby declare:

Section 1: The Right to Do Absolutely Nothing is a Fundamental Human Right.
Section 2: All citizens are hereby mandated to spend at least 2 hours daily on social media, browsing cat videos.
Section 3: The use of "Focus" and "Productivity" is hereby forbidden, as these words are clearly just euphemisms for "The Devil's Work".
Section 4: All meetings shall be held with the express purpose of deciding to have more meetings, and the only agenda item shall be the creation of new meeting protocols.

Failure to comply with these mandates shall be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Forced listening to elevator music for 30 days straight.
Assignment to a task force tasked with reorganizing the filing system for the 12th time.
Forced attendance to a "Team-Building" retreat, where you will be forced to wear neon-colored jumpsuits and participate in trust-building exercises.

Don't bother trying to find a way out, as our AI-powered surveillance system has already flagged you for non-compliance.