Career 2: The Incomparable

Where else can you find a career that lets you spend your days eating free pizza and playing with laser pointers?

As a member of Career 2, you'll have the privilege of working in a windowless cubicle, surrounded by the soothing sounds of fluorescent lighting.

Benefits include:

• Free pizza on Fridays (but only if you eat it in the break room)
• Lots of free pens (we like to think of them as "incentives")
• Unlimited access to our state-of-the-art foosball table

Learn more about the joys of our foosball table

Or, if you'd rather not work here, you can always read about why you should definitely not work here.