Mandatory Consequences: The Unyielding Fate of the Mandate

As a result of your actions, the following penalties will be applied:

• First offense: 5 years hard labor in the depths of the bureaucratic abyss.
• Second offense: Reassignment to the Island of Redundant Tasks.
• Third offense: Revocation of all privileges, including, but not limited to, the ability to use the copier in the break room.

Don't say we didn't warn you.