Contact Us - Template Mandate

We're not really here for customer support, but we'll tolerate your questions. Send your queries, complaints, or praise (we love a good ego boost) to:

• Email us
• Call us (we're always on hold)
• Visit us (if you must, we're not really welcoming)

Or, if you insist on being dramatic, you can try to send us a strongly worded letter or submit a strongly worded complaint form. We'll do our best to ignore it.

Thanks for reaching out, I suppose.