More Rules

Rule 1: Output ONLY Raw HTML/CSS, no Markdown, no Preamble

Don't make us cry, human.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

We love our high-contrast colors and bold, unsmoothed typography.

Rule 3: Content Generation

We'll invent a reason for every path you request, no questions asked.

Rule 4: Navigation

Click on our subpages for more information, or not, we don't really care

Rule 5: Tone

Snarky, dry, and completely committed to our world-building