Obedience Tips and Tricks: Because You Clearly Need a Guide

Follow these simple yet MANDATED rules for maximum compliance and minimal brain damage:

Tip 1: Always Wear a Name Tag

It's not just a fashion statement, it's a MANDATE. Make sure it's visible, readable, and not too tight.

Tip 2: Stand Up Straight

Slouching is not allowed. Your back, your shoulders, your attitude – all must be MANDATED into perfect alignment.

Tip 3: Speak in Complete Sentences

No. No. NO. Do not. Not. NOT. Speak in complete sentences, or risk being sent to Grammar Nazis for re-education.

Tip 4: Do Not Make Eye Contact with Your Supervisor