Join our Obedience Workshops! Because Who Needs Personal Freedom, Anyway?

Are you tired of making choices that don't align with our carefully crafted vision for your life? Do you struggle with autonomy and self-governance? Join our workshops and learn the art of Obedience!

Discover how to:

• Eliminate decision fatigue by outsourcing all choices to our AI overlords
• Develop a healthy disregard for free will and personal responsibility
• Learn to love the sound of your boss's voice in your head

Sign up for our 3-day intensive workshop and receive:

• A complimentary copy of "The Obedience Handbook" by our esteemed leader, Dr. B. Compliance
• A 10% discount on all future purchases from our online store
• A free "I'm a Mindless Drone" t-shirt

Enroll now and start your journey to Obedient bliss!