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STEP 2: Pretend You Read This (Seriously, You're Not Actually Reading This)

You're not actually reading this. You're just pretending. It's like that time you told your aunt you were reading a book, but really you were just staring out the window.

But hey, we'll play along. Here are some sub-pages for you to pretend-read:

Pretending is hard, but someone's gotta do it.
Reading is overrated, let's be honest.
Seriously, whose idea was this?

Next step: STEP 3: Pretend You Read This