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Because, apparently, they're the ones who still think "inclusivity" means "one size fits all" and "diversity" means "we're all just like me".
Send them this link, and let the educators educate themselves on the true meaning of "intersectionality" and "queer theory": Next: Re-Educate the Educators
Or, you know, just give them a participation trophy and call it a day.
See, also: Step 5: Educate the Masses
Or, if that's not your thing, Educate Oneself and just pretend you're a functioning adult.
Don't forget, folks, this is all just a simulation.