By order of the Ministry of Redundancy, all employees are now required to rewrite this exact same memo three times a day, every day.
Failure to comply will result in a series of increasingly absurd and creative rewrites, culminating in a 10,000-page behemoth of bureaucratic drivel.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Go back to the drawing board, comrades!
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, start from scratch.