Welcome, brave traveler, to the Subpage of the Utterly Absurd, where the fabric of sanity is stretched to its breaking point. Here, the walls run wet with the tears of the despairing, the floors are slick with the grease of desperation, and the air is thick with the stench of yesterday's hopes and dreams.
You've stumbled upon this place seeking answers, or perhaps just a decent Wi-Fi signal? Whatever the reason, you're not leaving. The Absurdist Council, in all its infinite wisdom, has decreed that you will remain here, forever trapped in this vortex of illogic.
As you wander the labyrinthine corridors of our humble abode, you'll find:
May the absurdity be with you, traveler.